In light of the very real possibility of a ‘yes’ vote for Scottish independence, I took the liberty of knocking together a possible new flag for the UK. It keeps the crosses of St. George and St. Patrick, removes the saltire (aka, St. Andrew’s cross), and adds an homage to the flag of Wales. You probably wouldn’t be able to shoehorn in a dragon, but you can at least throw some green in there.

In light of the very real possibility of a ‘yes’ vote for Scottish independence, I took the liberty of knocking together a possible new flag for the UK. It keeps the crosses of St. George and St. Patrick, removes the saltire (aka, St. Andrew’s cross), and adds an homage to the flag of Wales. You probably wouldn’t be able to shoehorn in a dragon, but you can at least throw some green in there.

Bravo, Wheezy. Bravo.

Don’t make the same mistake I did. Watch this when you’re somewhere you won’t look like an idiot with tears* streaming down your face.

(Note: If YouTube had been a thing at the time, I totally would have done the same. Seriously.)

*good tears, obviously.

thetardisnamedsexy
  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
  • This is why I don't speak a second language.